Hello morning horn of fierce rage.
Always cry at the original Charlottes Web. No shame
A) Danny O’Dona-Who?
B) Will.I.Am possesses the mind of seven year old child contained within the body of deformed teenage chipmunk hybrid.
C) The Voice is woeful.
D) Bo Bruce needs an eye reduction, chin enlargement and ego trim
Tumblr is actually really shit.
Bugger off all you popular people with friends and significant others.
A disgusting, heinous friend of mine didn’t just drop ‘I want to splatter my batter aaaaal owa Rhianna’ into the group chat.
He just didn’t.
Certainly not desiring the company of an attractive female for frivolous bouts of filth
Must stem the tide of my social inelegance.
A good friend of mine is clearly the man that fashion forgot. Bright pink polo, jet black shorts & blue loafers.
